Happy Mothers' Day by Collin Bustanoby
Happy Mothers' DayI know that the kids will always remember the fun times. You are fearless. Need to get something from the store? No PROBLEM-O, "Load up the Eurovan and let's git-R-DONE." If your hip and back get tired from holding the youngest, why, you might just invent a Baby-to-Hip Velcro System and sell 'em on Etsy! You are a pioneer woman if I ever saw one. If I didn't provide a roof over your head....you'd probably just find a free one on Craigslist. You are so trustworthy when it comes to money. I think you are the best shopper I've ever known. The way you can stretch a dollar I'd swear they were made out of rubber. You look good (okay, GREAT) and don't spend a lot doing it. What a dream woman! Your daughters' future husbands will thank you for your lessons in frugality and stewardship.
Your kids love you. They claw at the door and wail whenever "mommma-aaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaaa-momm-aaaaaaa" goes anywhere without them. You aren't supposed to have fun with your friends. They want you all to themselves. I know you can do everything that I can't because the kids tell me. If it wasn't for your motherly skills, there would never be cute hair on our girls. Pony and pig tails don't work out well when you have daddy sausage fingers. You need delicate momma fingers to pull that off.I love you Honey, you are a great MOMMA
Okay Dallas when you hit the ball you need to run to 1st base, 2nd base, and then home.....no mom! I don't want to go home!Reese was outside singing today while she was on the swing. And she says to me. "Mom, the sun is coming out because I am singing....I am wakin it up!" Keep singing girl, keep singing!Dallas: Look mom his doesn't have twin wheels! (translation:training wheels)Dallas: When I am a daddy....I want one of those baby Norahs.So sweet!Reese: Mom I like these things...What things? Reese: These Rat-tat-too-ies Do you mean Tattoos?Reese: Yah! TattoosDallas was holding Norah and this is what he said....Norah pooped. She pooped 3 times....Oooo....she pooped 10 times mom!!Reese was going to the bathroom and when she was done she looked (as all kids do) and said "oooo, look mom. I ate carrots!"Reese has been wanting her ears pierced. She spent that night at Ambers house and asked her if she could do it. Amber told her that it would hurt and after she did one ear she would have to do the second ear. She said "how bout you do the second ear first"We been telling the kids that Norah can't have anything to eat because she is to little. Dallas walks in the hospital and get up to look at Norah and says: "I want to see if she has a mouth"In the morning when the kids wake up they come and crawl in bed with us. I was laying on my side talking with Reese. She looked at me and said "Mom...your boobs are hugging" I just laughed. She then said "they love each other" The thoughts of a 5 ....and just in case you were wondering. I was wearing a tank top ;)Mom....when I am a mom I will have two kids and then we will have lots of kids at our house!!(And what do we have now...I am thinking)Dallas looked at my blog and the picture of the "barefoot and pregnant""mommy that's you!"Boy do I love that kid ;)My room is usually a mess. Of course I have all the "good" excuses as to why :) Well my surprise when I got home from work was a nice clean room with a made bed.When Reese came and got me this morning she said "Mom your room is Amazing!"
the things they say...
Reese: Hey mom look! She walks just fine and doesn't even need a cane! (we were at costco and she said this about an elderly lady...nice!)
aaaaahhhhh, what a guy! So sweet and so true!!!
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